If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they call each other Laura, Suzanne,
Debra and Rose.
If Mike, Charlie, Bob and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla,
Butt-Head and Scrappy.
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item she doesn’t
A man has six items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap,
and a towel from the Holiday Inn.
The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 337.
A man would
not be able to identify most of these items.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning
of a new argument.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the
future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman
is one that can find such a man.
When the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Bob and John will each throw in $20, even though
it’s only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries
a man expecting that she won’t change, but she does.
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the
phone, read a book and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
Men will wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate
during the night.
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments
and romances, best friends, favourite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people
living in the house.
Thought for the day:
Any married man should forget his mistakes. There’s no use in two
people remembering the same thing.