Movie of the old TV series about three female detectives.
Charlie: Good morning angels!
Angels: Good morning Charlie!
Dylan: I'll have three burgers, three fries, and three shakes. What do you
Eric Knox: You're a woman, you've got female intuition, and you're a detective
- and you didn't know this was going to happen?
The chickens of Tweedy's Farm 'hatch' an escape plan.
Babs: I don't want to be a pie. I don't like gravy!
Mrs Tweedy: In goes chicken, out comes pie.
Mr Tweedy: Ooh. What kind of pie?
Mrs Tweedy: Apple.
Ginger: So laying eggs all your life and then getting stuffed and roasted,
that's good enough for you is it?
Babs: It's a living.
Rocky: The name's Rocky. Rocky the Rhode Island Red. Rhodes for short.
Bunty: Rocky Rhodes?
Rocky: Catchy huh?
Fowler: Pushy Americans, always showing up late for every war. Overpaid,
oversexed, and over here!
Rat 1: In the very likely case of an emergency, put your head between your
legs and -
Rat 2: Kiss your bum goodbye!
The original ditzy teen movie. Parallels the plot of Jane Austen's Emma.
Cher: As if!
Dion: Hello? That was a stop sign.
Cher: I totally paused!
Mel: Do you drink?
Christian: No, thanks, I'm good.
Cher: Would you say I'm selfish?
Dion: No. Not to your face.
Cher: Tai, how old are you?
Tai: I'll be 16 in May.
Cher: My birthday is in April, and as someone older, can I please give you
Dion: Murray, I have asked you repeatedly not to call me woman.
Murray: Excuse me 'Miss Dion'.
Dion: Thank you.
Murray: Yeah but you know, street slang is an increasingly valid form
of expression. Most of the feminine pronouns do have mocking, but not necessarily misogynistic undertones.
Mel: What the hell is that?
Cher: A dress.
Mel: Says who?
Cher: Calvin Klein.
Dion: Did you write that?
Cher: Duh, it's like a totally famous quote.
Dion: From where?
Cher: Cliffs Notes.
Josh: You wanna practice parking?
Cher: What's the point. Everywhere you go has valet.
A prison transport plane gets hijacked.
Cameron: There are two people I trust. One is me. The other is not you.
A 'cool' movie about the Jamaican bobsled team at the Winter Olympics.
Irv: Our father, who art in Calgary, hallowed be thy bobsled. Thy kingdom
come, gold medals won, on earth as it is in turn seven.
Brenner: Look in the mirror and tell me what you see.
Junior: I see Junior.
Brenner: You see Junior? Well, let me tell you what I see. I see pride.
I see power. I see a bad-ass mother who don't take no crap off of nobody!
A small-town songwriter goes to the big city and ends up dancing
on a bar.
Rachel: Hey Lil, do we serve water with our whiskey?
Lil: Only water I serve has got barley and hops in it. Hey everybody!
Do we serve water?
Crowd: Hell no, H2O!
Kevin: Are you lost?
Violet: I'm not lost. Somebody just moved my street.
Kevin: Just for the record, I was only staring at your arse for the
first fifteen minutes.
Lil: Jim, Jack, Johnny Red, Johnny Black, and Jose. All my favourite
Kevin: It's three o'clock in the morning. I want what every guy wants.
The latest kids' take about what happened to the dinosaurs.
Zini: 'Hey sweetie, if you'll be my bride, I'll groom ya.' That is good.
Oh that's good. 'Girls, I'm known as the professor of love and school's in session.' Yeah I still got it.
Aladar: I hope it's not contagious.
Zini: I'm a raging epidemic of romance.
Neera: You really like kids, don't you?
Aladar: Well, the thin ones are a little chewy.
Drive Me Crazy
Melissa Joan Hart (Sabrina) stars in the traditional boy-meets-girl-next-door
Chase: I didn't expect you to fall in love.
Dulcie: I didn't expect you to fall into the Gap!
Nicole: Prince Charming is a dick, bring on the frogs.
Chase: Where'd Ray go? I was hoping I could ask to cut in.
Nicole: Well Ray left, but its ok with me. I bet you could catch him if
Chase: No actually, I wanted to dance with you.
Movie of Jane Austen's book Emma, stars Gwenyth Paltrow.
Mr Knightley: You didn't ask me to contribute a riddle.
Emma: Your whole personality is a riddle, Mr Knightley. I thought you over-qualified.
Miss Bates: It left us speechless, quite speechlessI tell you, and we have
not stopped talking of it since.
Mr Knightley: Better to be without sense than to misapply it as you do.
Emma: How fascinating that any discordancy between us must always arise
from my being wrong.
Mr Knightley: Not fascinating, but true.
Something different to her typical romantic comedies, Julia Roberts
takes on a legal role as Erin.
Erin: So before you come back here with another lame-ass offer, I want you
to think real hard about what your spine is worth Mr Walker. Or what you might expect someone to pay you for your uterus Ms
Sanchez. Then you take out your calculater and you multiply that number by a hundred. Anything less than that is a waste of
*Ms Sanchez picks up a glass of water.
Erin: By the way, we had that water brought in specially for you folks.
Came from a well in Hinkley.
Erin: Did they teach you how to apologise at lawyer school? Cos you suck
Ed: Do they teach beauty queens how to apologise? Because you suck at it.
An alien wants to go home.
ET: ET phone home.
Drew Barrymore starts in the Cinderella story.
Danielle: It's tradition.
Dnaielle: Forgive me your highness. I didn't see you.
Henry: Your aim would suggest otherwise.
daVinci: A life without love is no life at all.
Henry: And love without trust. What of that?
Henry: And what happens if the person you're supposed to be with never appears,
or she does, and you're distracted to notice?
daVinci: You learn to pay attention.
Baroness: Darling, nothing is final til you're dead, and even then I'm sure
Gustav: You look like a girl!
Danielle: That's what I am half-wit!
Gustav: Yeah, but today you look it!
daVinci: I shall go in history as the man who opened a door!