Half animated, half real life basketball movie starring Michael
Jordan as a retired basketball player who comes out of retirement, oh wait...
Daffy: I know a great name for our team: The Ducks!
Bugs: Oh please. What kind of Mickey Mouse outfit would name their team
Mostly set on a bus that will blow up if if slows down too much.
SWAT Cop: Anything else that'll keep this elevator from falling?
Jack: Yeah. The basement.
Jack: Shoot the hostage.
Payne: There will come a time, boy, when you'll wish you never met me.
Jack: Mister, I'm already there.
Jack: F*** me!
Stephens: 'Oh darn.'
Spiceworld: The Movie
Really bad movie starring the Spice Girls, before they split up obviously.
Posh: It's always the same. I never know what to wear.
Sporty: It must be so hard for you, Victoria. I mean, having to decide whether
to wear the little Gucci dress, the little Gucci dress, or . . . the little Gucci dress!
Baby: I know, why don't you wear the little Gucci dress?
Posh: Good idea. Thanks, Em.
Ginger: Boys, boys! Calm down! Haven't you ever heard of the word 'compromisation'?
Scary: What d'you mean "check"?!
Ginger: I mean, check; my bishop's got your king.
Ginger: There! You've either got to move it in front, or move it out of
Scary: Well I'll move that fairground horse to there. Sort that out!
Ginger: You can't do that!
Scary: Says who?
Ginger: Says Mr. Chess! It's been in the rules for thousands of years!
Scary: Well I'm gonna break the rules and set this little fairground horse
free amongst all these little square fields, like that. There!
Ginger: I'm gonna slap you in a minute!
Movie of the old Spiderman comics, starring Tobey Maguire and Kirsten
Dunst (who does not look good with red hair by the way).
Parker: Can I do anything for you?
Aunt May: You do too much - college, a job, all this time with me... You're not Superman,
Peter Parker: Who am I?
You sure you want to know? The story of my life is not for the faint of heart. If somebody said it was a happy little tale
. . . if somebody told you I was just your average ordinary guy, not a care in the world . . . somebody lied.
Peter Parker: I missed the
part where that's my problem.
Trilogy (Spy Kids,
Island of Lost Dreams, and Spy Kids 3D: Game Over) about Carmen and Juni Cortez, junior secret agents.
Carmen: My parents can't
be spies - they're not cool enough.
Juni: Thats cool.
Carmen: Little brothers!
Gertie: Dont look at me
brother - you take on a girl, youre gonna lose.
Juni: My watch doesnt tell
Carmen: You are so full
of shit-aki mushrooms.
Juni: One necklace to rule
Carnmen: Watch out for Juni,
take care of Juni, show Juni right from wrong. I shouldnt' be responsible for anybody, but me!
Carmen: Wow. We are definitely,
going to be late for school.
Carmen: Just be cool.
Carmen: That's the safehouse?
Juni: Looks more like an
Juni: Ew, gross.
Carmen: What do you see?
Carmen: "A good spy has
no fear." Sorry Juni, guess you can't be a spy.
Carmen: Never send an adult to do a kid's job.
Juni: You better stop calling
Carmen: Or what?
Juni: Or I'll start calling
Carmen: Go ahead, you got
nothing on me warthog.
A long time ago in a
galaxy far, far away... Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace, Ep2: Attack of the Clones, Ep4: A New Hope, Ep5: The Empire
Strikes Back, Ep6: Return of the Jedi.
Yoda:Mmmmm. Lost a planet,
Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. How embarrassing.
Leia: You came in that thing?
You're braver than I thought!
Beed: I don't care what
universe you're from, that's got to hurt.
Amidala: You're a slave?
Anakin: I'm a person and my name is Anakin
Qui-Gon: The ability to
speak does not make you intelligent.
Qui-Gon: Credits will do
Watto: No, they won't-a. What? You think you're some kind of Jedi, waving your hand around like that? I'm a Toydarian,
mind tricks don't work on me. Only money. No money, no parts, no deal!
Yoda: Fear is the path to
the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. I sense much fear in you
C-3PO: I beg your pardon.
What do you mean, "naked"?
Amidala: How did you end
up here with us?
Jar Jar: I don't know. Mesa day startin pretty okee-day with a brisky morning munchy, then BOOM! Gettin
very scared and grabbin that Jedi and POW! Mesa here! Mesa gettin' very very scared!
Obi-Wan: Just relax, concentrate.
Anakin: What about Padme?
Obi-Wan: She seems to be on top of things.
*R2-D2 is pulling C-3PO's
head back towards his body*
C-3PO: This is such a drag.
*his head is placed next
to his body*
C-3PO: I'm quite beside myself.
Obi-Wan: You know I don't
like it when you do that.
Anakin: Sorry, master. I forgot that you don't like flying.
Obi-Wan: I don't mind flying,
but what you're doing is suicide!
Obi-Wan: What took you so
Anakin: Well, you know, Master, I couldn't find a speeder that I really liked.
Obi-Wan: There he is.
an open cockpit and the right speed capabilities.
Obi-Wan: If you spent as much time practicing your saber techniques
as you did your wit, you'd rival Master Yoda as a swordsman.
Anakin: I thought I already did.
Obi-Wan: Only in your
mind, my very young apprentice.
You have your moments. Not many of them, but you do have them.
Luke: I used to
live here, you know.
Han Solo: You're going to die here, too. Convenient.
Han Solo: Together again.
Luke: Wouldn't miss it.
Han Solo: How we doin'?
Luke: Same as always.
Han Solo: That bad, huh?
Han Solo: I don't know .
. . fly casual.
Elan Sleazebaggano: Do you
want to but some death sticks?
Obi-Wan: You don't want
to sell me death sticks.
Elan Sleazebaggano: I don't want to sell you death sticks.
Obi-Wan: You want to go home and rethink your life.
Elan Sleazebaggano: I want to go home and rethink my life.
The Emperor's New Groove
The selfish Emperor Kuzco is turned into a llama. Disney must be getting a little desperate
Pacha: h oh.
Kuzco: Let me guess. We're
about to go over a huge waterfall.
Kuzco: Sharp rocks at the
Pacha: Most likely.
Kuzco: Bring it on.
Kuzco: *considering seven
potential brides who all look remarkably alike*
Now what do we have here?
Hate the hair; not likely; yikes; yikes; yikes; and, let me guess, you have a great personality.
Yzma: Tell us where the
talking llama is and we'll burn your house to the ground.
Kronk: Don't you mean "or"?
Yzma: Tell us where the talking llama is or we'll burn your house to the ground.
Chaca: Well, which one is
it? That seems like a pretty crucial conjunction.
Kuzco: Living proof that
dinosaurs once roamed the Earth.
Fast and the Furious
street racing movie starring Vin Diesel and Paul Walker and Michelle Rodrigeuz.
Dominic: I said a 10 second
car, not a 10 minute car.
Dominic: Ask any racer,
any real racer. It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile; winning's winning.
Dominic: I live my life a quarter
mile at a time, nothing else matters, for those ten seconds or less, I'm free.
Dom: You almost had me?
You never had me - you never had your car... Granny shiftin' not double clutchin' like you should. You're lucky that hundred
shot of NOS didn't blow the welds on the intake! Now me and the mad scientist gotta rip apart the block, and replace the piston
rings you fried.
Dom: Take it upstairs Einstein.
You can't detail a car with the cover on.
Dom: Vince there was a time
when I didn't know you.
Vince: That was in the third
Brian: I just need more
Cop: If you want Time, buy