Wanted it

Threw a fit

Got it

 

Finish your beer. There are thirsty people in the world.

 

Guys have feelings too. But like . . . who cares?

 

I’m out of oestrogen. I have a gun.

 

I don’t believe in miracles. I rely on them.

 

Next mood swing: 6 minutes.

 

I hate everybody, and you’re next.

 

Please don’t make me kill you.

 

And your point is . . . ?

 

I used to be schizophrenic, but we’re OK now.

 

I’m busy. You’re ugly. Have a nice day.

 

Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.

 

Remember my name - you’ll be screaming it later.

 

Don’t worry. It’ll only seem kinky the first time.

 

Of course I don’t look busy . . . I did it right the first time.

 

Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?

 

I’m multitalented: I can talk and annoy you at the same time.

 

Do NOT start with me. You won’t win.

 

You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.

 

All stressed out and no-one to choke.

 

I’m one of those bad things that happen to good people.

 

How can I miss you if you won’t go away?

 

Sorry if I look interested. I’m not.

 

If we are what we eat, I’m fast, cheap and easy.

 

Nobody knows I’m not wearing underwear.

 

Don’t make me mad. I’m running out of place to hide the bodies.

 

Objects Under This Shirt Are Larger Than They Appear.

 

The woman who tries to be as good as a man lacks ambition.

 

Not all men are annoying - some are dead.

 

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

 

People who think they know everything are an annoyance to those of us who do.

 

Women’s fault’s are many
But men’s are only two
Everything they say
And everything they do.