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Quotes from the following movies are available on this page:

10 Things I Hate About You
A Bug's Life
A Knight's Tale
Batman and Robin
Beauty and the Beast
Bend It Like Beckham
Blue Crush
Bridget Jones's Diary
Bring It On
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10 Things I Hate About You
Starring Heath Ledger and Julia Stiles. A modern version of Shakespeare's Taming of the Shrew.
Mr Stratford: Hello Katerina. Make anyone cry today?
Kat: Sadly, no. But it's only 4:30.
Patrick: Is that a yes?
Kat: No.
Patrick: Well then is that a no?
Kat: No.
Mr Stratford: I got news for you. I'm down, I've got the 411, and you are not going out and getting jiggy with some boy, I don't care how dope his ride is.
Chastity: I know you can be overwhelmed, and you can be underwhelmed, but can you ever just be whelmed?
Bianca: I think you can in Europe.
Mr Stratford: Isn't Sarah Lawrence on the other side of the country?
Kat: Thus the basis of its appeal!
Patrick: How you doing?
Kat: Sweating like a pig actually, and yourself?
Kat: They're looking left, we're running right. Bang, we score. We win!
A Bug's Life
An animated movie about a colony of ants who are being terrorised by a group of grasshoppers.
Hopper: First rule of leadership - everything is your fault.
Princess Atta: Must be a circus thing.
Worker 1: Oh no! I'm lost! Where's the line? What do I do?
Worker 2: Help!
Worker 3: We'll be stuck forever!
Mr Soil: Do not panic, do not panic! We are trained professionals. Now stay calm. We are going around the leaf.
Worker 1: Around the leaf! I don't think we can do that.
Mr Soil: Oh nonsense. This is nothing compared to the twig of '93.
A Knight's Tale.
A modern take on jousting. And of course, Heath Ledger in armour.
Roland: God love you William.
William: I know, I know. No-one else will.
Jocelyn: Better a silly girl with a flower than a silly boy with a horse and a stick.
Wat: It's called a lance. Hello!
Wat: What do you mean dead?
Roland: The spark of his life is smothered in shite. His spirit is gone but his stench remains.
Chaucer: You're good. You're very good. My lords, my ladies, and every body else here not sitting on a cushion! Today, today, you find yourselves equals. For you are all equally blessed. For I have the pride, the privilege, nay, the pleasure of introducing to you to a knight, sired by knights. A knight who can trace his lineage back beyond Charlemagne. I first met him atop a mountain near Jerusalem, praying to god, asking his forgiveness for the Saracen blood spilt by his sword, next he amazed me still farther in Italy when he saved a fatherless beauty from the would be ravishing of her dreadful Turkish uncle. In Greece he spent a year in silence just to better understand the sound of a whisper. And so with out further gilding or lily and with no more ado I give to you, the seeker of serenity. The protector of Italian virginity. The enforcer of our lord god. The one the only Sir Ulllrrrich von Lichenstein. Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week.
A Disney classic based on the story of Aladdin's magic lamp.
Genie: Ten thousand years will give you such a crick in the neck!
Iago: Wow there's a big suprise. I think I'm gonna have a heart attack and die, from that suprise.
A Disney-ish movie based on the story of Anastasia, the missing Russian princess.
Bartok: I tell you what, ow!
Anya: Do you really think I'm royalty?
Dimitri: You know I do.
Anya: Then stop bossing me around!
Vladimir: She certainly has a mind of her own.
Dimitri: Yeah. I hate that in a woman.
Anya: Men are such babies.
and later
Dimitri: I know, I know. All men are babies.
Bartok: I'd give her a ha! And then a hi-wah! And I'd kick her sir.
Dimitri: I bought you a dress.
Anya: You bought me a ... tent.
Dimitri: What are you looking for?
Anya: The Russian circus. I think it's still in here.
Another bug movie. This time the threat comes from inside the colony.
Princess Bala: Labour?! What do you know about labour? How would you feel if you were supposed to give birth every ten seconds for the rest of your life?
Ladybug: This tastes like crap.
Beetle: Really? Let me try. Hey it is crap! Not bad.
A group go on an expedition to the lost city of Atlantis.
Vinny: Hey look! I made a bridge. And it only took me, what, ten seconds.
Cookie: I got your four basic food groups: bean, bacon, whiskey, and lard.
Audrey: Two for flinching!
Batman and Robin
My favourite of the movies in the Batman series.
Batgirl: This better be one hell of a secret.
Batgirl: Men. Always have to do everything the hard way.
Beauty and the Beast
Another Disney classic about (duh) a beauty (Belle) who falls in love with a beast in an enchanted castle.
Cogsworth: Oh there's the usual things: flowers, chocolates, promises you don't intend to keep.
Cogsworth: This is yet another example of the late neoclassical Baroque period. And as I always say: if it's not Baroque, don't fix it!
Gaston: Lefou, I'm afraid I've been thinking.
Lefou: A dangerous past-time.
Gaston: I know.
Bend It Like Beckham
An Indian girl rebels against her family to play football (soccer).
Joe: Where do you usually play?
Jess: In the park.
Jess: She called me a Paki. But then I guess you wouldn't know what that feels like.
Joe: Jess I'm Irish.
Dressmaker: Our designs will make even these little mosquito bites look like juicy, juicy mangoes.
Blue Crush
A girl-power surfer chick movie.
Penny: Why does the sun rise in the east?
Lena: Cos it sets in the west.
Drew: You really think you can surf it for real out there?
Anne-Marie: Well Drew, I dated you, I guess I can do anything.
Bridget Jones's Diary
The diary of an overweight, single, 30-something.
Tom: Whose side are we on?
Shazza: Mark's of course. He didn't leave Bridget for a naked American.
Bridget: But he did run off with Daniel's fiance and left him broken-hearted.
Tom: You're right. It's such a tough one to call.
Mark: Nonsense Una, just stir it.
Bring It On
Cheerleaders battle it out for the title.
Carver: She puts the 'ass' in 'massive'.
Darcy: You put the 'lewd' in 'deluded'.
Whitney: She puts the 'itch' in 'bitch'.
Courtney: She puts the 'whore' in 'horrifying'.
Courtney: Lets not put the 'duh' in 'dumb'.
Whitney: Don't play dumb. We're better at it than you.
Torrance: Mothers have killed to get their daughters on squads.
Christine: That mother didn't kill anybody. She hired a hit man.
Darcy: Remember, the judges give extra points for alacrity and effulgence.
Kasey: Did we bring those?
Justin: I have to tell you something!
Torrance: I'm on the phone creep!
Justin: I realise that, and normally I'd be listening on the other line, but this is important.
Torrance: He's your brother, you don't see him the way I do.
Missy: And that's a good thing, cos that would be a crime.
I'm sexy, I'm cute
I'm popular to boot
I'm bitchin, great hair
The boys all love to stare
I'm wanted, I'm hot
I'm everything you're not
I'm pretty, I'm cool
I dominate this school
Who am I? Just guess
Guys wanna touch my chest
I'm rockin, I smile
And many think I'm vile
I'm flying, I jump
You can look but don't you hump - whoo!
I'm major, I roar
I swear I'm not a whore
We cheer and we lead
We act like we're on speed
Hate us cos we're beautiful
But we don't like you either
We're cheerleaders
We are cheerleaders
Roll call - me Big Red
I'm W-w-w-whitney
Do this Darcy
I'm big bad Carver - yeah
Just call me Casey
I'm still Big Red
I sizzle, I scorch
But now I pass the torch
The ballots are in
And one girl has to win
She's perky, she's fun
And now she's number one
Kick-kick it Torrance
I'm strong and I'm loud
I'm gonna make you proud
I'm T-t-torrance
Your captain Torrance
Let's go Toros
We are the Toros, the mighty mighty Toros
We're so terrific
Because we're Toros!
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