Carmen: My parents can't be spies - they're not cool enough.

Juni: Thats cool.

 

Carmen: Little brothers!

 

Gertie: Dont look at me brother - you take on a girl, youre gonna lose.

 

Juni: My watch doesnt tell the time!

 

Carmen: You are so full of shit-aki mushrooms.

 

Juni: One necklace to rule them all.

 

Carnmen: Watch out for Juni, take care of Juni, show Juni right from wrong. I shouldnt' be responsible for anybody, but me!

 

Carmen: Wow. We are definitely, going to be late for school.

 

Carmen: Just be cool.

 

Carmen: That's the safehouse?

Juni: Looks more like an outhouse.

 

Juni: Ew, gross.

Carmen: What do you see?

Juni: You.

 

Carmen: "A good spy has no fear." Sorry Juni, guess you can't be a spy.

 

Carmen: Never send an adult to do a kid's job.

 

Juni: You better stop calling me names.

Carmen: Or what?

Juni: Or I'll start calling you names.

Carmen: Go ahead, you got nothing on me warthog.

 

 

Star Wars

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away... Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace, Ep2: Attack of the Clones, Ep4: A New Hope, Ep5: The Empire Strikes Back, Ep6: Return of the Jedi.

 

Yoda:Mmmmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. How embarrassing.

 

Leia: You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought!

 

Beed: I don't care what universe you're from, that's got to hurt.

 

Amidala: You're a slave?
Anakin: I'm a person and my name is Anakin

 

Qui-Gon: The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.

 

Qui-Gon: Credits will do fine.
Watto: No, they won't-a. What? You think you're some kind of Jedi, waving your hand around like that? I'm a Toydarian, mind tricks don't work on me. Only money. No money, no parts, no deal!

 

Yoda: Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. I sense much fear in you

 

C-3PO: I beg your pardon. What do you mean, "naked"?

 

Amidala: How did you end up here with us?
Jar Jar: I don't know. Mesa day startin pretty okee-day with a brisky morning munchy, then BOOM! Gettin very scared and grabbin that Jedi and POW! Mesa here! Mesa gettin' very very scared!

 

Obi-Wan: Just relax, concentrate.
Anakin: What about Padme?
Obi-Wan: She seems to be on top of things.

 

*R2-D2 is pulling C-3PO's head back towards his body*
C-3PO: This is such a drag.

*his head is placed next to his body*
C-3PO: I'm quite beside myself.

 

Obi-Wan: You know I don't like it when you do that.
Anakin: Sorry, master. I forgot that you don't like flying.
Obi-Wan: I don't mind flying, but what you're doing is suicide!

 

Obi-Wan: What took you so long?
Anakin: Well, you know, Master, I couldn't find a speeder that I really liked.
Obi-Wan: There he is.
Anakin:With an open cockpit and the right speed capabilities.
Obi-Wan: If you spent as much time practicing your saber techniques as you did your wit, you'd rival Master Yoda as a swordsman.
Anakin: I thought I already did.
Obi-Wan: Only in your mind, my very young apprentice.

 

Leia: You have your moments. Not many of them, but you do have them.

Luke:  I used to live here, you know.
Han Solo: You're going to die here, too. Convenient.

 

Han Solo: Together again.
Luke: Wouldn't miss it.
Han Solo: How we doin'?
Luke: Same as always.
Han Solo: That bad, huh?

 

Han Solo: I don't know . . . fly casual.

 

Elan Sleazebaggano: Do you want to but some death sticks?

Obi-Wan: You don't want to sell me death sticks.

Elan Sleazebaggano: I don't want to sell you death sticks.

Obi-Wan: You want to go home and rethink your life.

Elan Sleazebaggano: I want to go home and rethink my life.

 

 

The Emperor's New Groove

The selfish Emperor Kuzco is turned into a llama. Disney must be getting a little desperate for plots.

 

Pacha: h oh.

Kuzco: Let me guess. We're about to go over a huge waterfall.

Pacha: Yep.

Kuzco: Sharp rocks at the bottom?

Pacha: Most likely.

Kuzco: Bring it on.

 

Kuzco: *considering seven potential brides who all look remarkably alike*

Now what do we have here? Hate the hair; not likely; yikes; yikes; yikes; and, let me guess, you have a great personality.

 

Yzma: Tell us where the talking llama is and we'll burn your house to the ground.

Kronk: Don't you mean "or"?

Yzma: Tell us where the talking llama is or we'll burn your house to the ground.

Chaca: Well, which one is it? That seems like a pretty crucial conjunction.

 

Kuzco: Living proof that dinosaurs once roamed the Earth.

 

Kuzco: No touchy.

 

Son: Nuh-uh

Daughter: Yeah-huh

Son: Nuh-uh

Daughter: Yeah-huh

 

 

The Fast and the Furious

A street racing movie starring Vin Diesel and Paul Walker and Michelle Rodrigeuz.

 

Dominic: I said a 10 second car, not a 10 minute car.

 

Dominic: Ask any racer, any real racer. It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile; winning's winning.

Dominic: I live my life a quarter mile at a time, nothing else matters, for those ten seconds or less, I'm free.

 

Dom: You almost had me? You never had me - you never had your car... Granny shiftin' not double clutchin' like you should. You're lucky that hundred shot of NOS didn't blow the welds on the intake! Now me and the mad scientist gotta rip apart the block, and replace the piston rings you fried.

 

Dom: Take it upstairs Einstein. You can't detail a car with the cover on.

 

Dom: Vince there was a time when I didn't know you.

Vince: That was in the third grade!

 

Brian: I just need more time.

Cop: If you want Time, buy the magazine.