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Quotes from the following movies are available on this page:

Good Will Hunting
Home Alone
Ice Age
Keeping the Faith
Lara Croft: Tomb Raider
Legally Blonde
Little Rascals
Little Women
Mary Poppins
Master and Commander
Miss Congeniality
Mission Impossible
Monsters Inc.
Moulin Rouge
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Good Will Hunting
I remember nothing about this movie but there were some good lines in it.
Skylar: What if I said I wouldn't have sex with you again until I got to meet your friends, what would you say?
Will: It's 4:30, they're probably still awake.
Billy: You're legally allowed to drink now, so we figured the best thing for you was a car.
Skylar: You were hoping for a goodnight kiss.
Will: No I'll tell you. I was hoping for a goodnight lay, but I'll settle for a goodnight kiss.
Will: You wasted $150 000 an on education you coulda got for a buck fifty in late charges at the public library.
Morgan: Man, I can't believe you brought Skylar here when we're all drunk. What is she going to think about us?
Will: Yeah Morgan, it's a real rarity that we'd be out drinking.
Home Alone
A series of movie about a kid left home alone. Originally starring Macaulay Culkin.
Mom: Say goodnight Kevin.
Kevin: Goodnight Kevin.
Shop assistant: Where's your mom?
Kevin: She's at work.
Shop assistant: Where's your dad.
Kevin: He's at work.
Shop assistant: Where're your brothers and sisters?
Kevin: I'm an only child.
Shop assistant: Where do you live?
Kevin: I can't tell you that.
Shop assistant: Why not?
Kevin: Cos you're a stranger.
Mom: What kind of idiots do you have working here?
Clerk: The finest in New York.
Ice Age
An animated movie about, yep you guessed it, the ice age.
Sid: For a second there, I actually thought you were going to eat me!
Diego: I don't eat junk food.
Manny: I'm still trying to get rid of the last thing I saved!
Manny: Let's get something straight ok? There's no 'we'. There never was a 'we'. In fact, without a 'me', there wouldn't even be a 'you'!
Sid: You know, this whole ice age thing is getting old. You know what I could go for? A global warming.
Diego: Keep dreaming.
Manny: The sooner we get to Glacier Pass, the sooner I get rid of Mr Stinky Drool-face. And the baby too.
A seriously disturbed take on high-school.
Vylette: How can she be so evil? She's only in high school!
Courtney: We just killed our best friend! Do you realise what this means?
Marcie: That you're a shoo-in for prom queen?
Courtney: I don't believe we've met, what with the cruel politics of high school and all.
Courtney: I mean, food's cool and all. It tastes good, and you need it to live, but the mere act of eating involves thoughts of digestion, flatulation, defacation, and even, shall we say, complection defection.
Keeping the Faith
Ok, so there's a priest, a rabbi, and a single girl, and they all walk into a bar... no seriously.
Anna: I work harder than god. If he had hired me, he would have made the world by Thursday.
Jake: Whoa! You're telling me I was supposed to be sensitive to the fact that a Catholic priest might have a crush on my secret girlfriend?
Lara Croft: Tomb Raider
Angelina Jolie in a kinda Indiana Jones, quest thing.
Lara: It's a clock. It's ticking.
Bryce: Oh, must be one of them ticking clocks.
Lara: But you might try to kill me.
Powell: I won't kill you.
Lara: I said you'd try.
Bryce: 'My ignorance amuses me'?
Lara: Yes, well, I've always found you ignorance very amusing.
Legally Blonde
The whole basis for me studying law.
Warner: You got into Harvard Law?
Elle: What, like it's hard?
Elle: Excuse me, I just hallucinated.
Elle: The rules of hair care are simple and finite. Any Cosmo girl would've known!
Clerk: There's nothing I love more than a dumb blonde with daddy's plastic.
Elle: I feel comfortable using legal jargon in everyday life.
Elle: I object!
Little Rascals
A group of boys form a 'we hate girls' club.
Buckwheat: Dear Darla. I hate your stinkin guts. You make me vomit. You're scum between my toes. Love, Alfalfa.
Uh-huh: Actually, I've always had a rather extensive vocabulary, not to mention a phenomenal grasp of grammer. I simply chose not to employ them.
Little Women
From Louisa May Alcott's books about the March family.
Marmee: I am going to write him a letter.
Jo: A letter. That'll show him.
Laurie: I have loved you since the moment I clamped eyes on you. What could be more reasonable than to marry you?
Jo: We'd kill each other!
Laurie: Nonsense!
Jo: Neither of us can keep our tempers...
Laurie: I can, unless provoked.
Jo: We're both stupidly stubborn, especially you. We'd only quarrel!
Laurie: I wouldn't!
Jo: You can't even propose without quarreling.
In an old house in Paris that was covered in vines, lived twelve little girls in two straight lines...
Madeleine: Faster faster!
Spain: Hey you wanna drive or what!
Mary Poppins
Mary Poppins is employed as a nanny in a British home in 1910.
Mr Banks: Kindly do not attempt to cloud the issue with facts.
Mr Banks: Would you be good enough to explain all this?!
Mary Poppins: First of all I would like to make one thing quite clear.
Mr Banks: Yes?
Mary Poppins: I never explain anything.
Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World
Based on the books by Patrick O'Brien. Starring Russell Crowe and Paul Bettany.
Jack: Name a shrub after me. Something prickly and hard to eradicate.
Jack: Well Stephen. The bird's flightless?
Stephen: Yes.
Jack: It's not going anywhere.
Jack: Do you not know that in the servive, one must always choose the lesser of two weevils?
Jack: To wives and sweethearts.
Officers: To wives and sweethearts.
Jack: May they never meet.
Miss Congeniality
Sandra Bullock goes undercover in the Miss United States pageant.
Gracie: Excuse me, sir maam, coming through. FBI sir, I'd advise you to stay out of this.
I would like...
*groans from the crowd
Gracie: I would like eight double lattes, one with no foam etc.
Miss Morningside: Yeah yeah.
Gracie: Yes.
Hawaii: You talkin to me?
New York: Yeah I'm talkin to you, I'm looking at you aren't I?
New York: Yeah but we do things differently here on the mainland five-oh.
Hawaii: What, no insults today?
New York: You're a darn ho.
Gracie: Gracie Lou Freebush?
Eric: Yeah, I remembered you liked that name.
Gracie: Yeah well, my IQ just dropped ten points.
Vic: He's with me.
Eric: I'm not 'with him' with him. It's not like that.
Vic: Come on muffin.
Miss Morningside: This is Texas, everybody has a gun. My florist has a gun.
Vic: Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?
Gracie: Cos it's too hard to fit Oil and Petrochemical Refinery State on a license plate?
Gracie: It's light beer, and she's gonna throw it up anyway.
Vic: What, no armoured car?
Gracie: That would be in my other dress.
Miss Morningside: I would rather cancel the show than have one of my girls blown up.
Stan: Especially without their knowledge.
Eric: Is this you not arguing? Cos you suck at it.
Stan: What do you think is the one thing our society needs?
Gracie: That would be harsher punishments for parole violaters Stan. And ... world peace!
Gracie: How bizarro is that?!
Gracie: I am in a dress. I have gel in my hair. I haven't slept all night. I'm starved, and I'm armed. Don't mess with me.
Mission: Impossible
Tom Cruise as (I think) a CIA agent (or something like that. You know, a hero kinda guy).
Ethan: We just rolled up a snowball and threw it into hell. Now we'll see if it has a chance.
Ethan: She's got no training for this.
Swanbeck: To sleep with a man and lie to him? She's a woman. She's got all the training she needs.
Monters Inc.
From Dreamworks, a cool kids' movie about what is really inside your wardrobe.
Mike: Can I borrow your odourant?
Sully: Yeah, I got uh, Smelly Garbage or Old Dumpster.
Mike: You got uh, Low Tide?
Sully: No.
Mike: How about Wet Dog?
Sully: Yep. Stink it up.
Fungus: I'm sorry Wazowski, but Randall said I'm not allowed to fraternise with victims of his evil plot.
Boo: Mike Wazowksi!
Mike: We're rehearsing a scene for the upcoming company play called, uh, Put That Thing Back Where It Came From Or So Help Me. It's a musical. 'Put that thing back where it came from or so help me...
Sully: Boom, boom, boom. (keeping time)
Mike: ...or so help me, and cut!
Moulin Rouge
A musical starring Ewan McGregor and Nicole Kidman, set in the Moulin Rouge nightclub in France at the turn of the century.
Christian: The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and be loved in return.
Disney movie set in China, about a girl who takes her father's place and goes off to war. Eddie Murphy does a great job as the dragon Mushu. (Somehow I like him better when I can't see him.)
Matchmaker: Fa Mulan.
Mulan: Present!
Matchmaker: Speaking without permission.
Mulan: Oops.
Mushu: Now that's what I call Mongolian barbeque.
Mushu: What?! What do mean you aren't lucky? You lied to me? And what are you, a sheep?
Yao: I'm gonna hit you so hard it will make your ancestors dizzy.
Captain: We've got a long way to go.
Mushu: Dragon, not lizard. I don't do that tongue thing.

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