Shop assistant: Why not?
Kevin: Cos you're a stranger.
Mom: What kind of idiots do you have working here?
Clerk: The finest
in New York.
Ice Age
An animated movie about, yep you guessed it, the ice age.
Sid: For a second there, I actually thought you were going to eat me!
Diego: I don't eat junk food.
Manny: I'm still trying to get rid of the last thing I saved!
Manny: Let's get something straight ok? There's no 'we'. There never was
a 'we'. In fact, without a 'me', there wouldn't even be a 'you'!
Sid: You know, this whole ice age thing is getting old. You know what I
could go for? A global warming.
Diego: Keep dreaming.
Manny: The sooner we get to Glacier Pass, the sooner I get rid of Mr Stinky
Drool-face. And the baby too.
Jawbreaker
A seriously disturbed take on high-school.
Vylette: How can she be so evil? She's only in high school!
Courtney: We just killed our best friend! Do you realise what this means?
Marcie: That you're a shoo-in for prom queen?
Courtney: I don't believe we've met, what with the cruel politics of high
school and all.
Courtney: I mean, food's cool and all. It tastes good, and you need it to
live, but the mere act of eating involves thoughts of digestion, flatulation, defacation, and even, shall we say, complection
defection.
Keeping the Faith
Ok, so there's a priest, a rabbi, and a single girl, and they all walk
into a bar... no seriously.
Anna: I work harder than god. If he had hired me, he would have made the
world by Thursday.
Jake: Whoa! You're telling me I was supposed to be sensitive to the fact
that a Catholic priest might have a crush on my secret girlfriend?
Lara Croft: Tomb Raider
Angelina Jolie in a kinda Indiana Jones, quest thing.
Lara: It's a clock. It's ticking.
Bryce: Oh, must be one of them ticking clocks.
Lara: But you might try to kill me.
Powell: I won't kill you.
Lara: I said you'd try.
Bryce: 'My ignorance amuses me'?
Lara: Yes, well, I've always found you ignorance very amusing.
Legally Blonde
The whole basis for me studying law.
Warner: You got into Harvard Law?
Elle: What, like it's hard?
Elle: Excuse me, I just hallucinated.
Elle: The rules of hair care are simple and finite. Any Cosmo girl would've
known!
Clerk: There's nothing I love more than a dumb blonde with daddy's plastic.
Elle: I feel comfortable using legal jargon in everyday life.
*whistle
Elle: I object!
Little Rascals
A group of boys form a 'we hate girls' club.
Buckwheat: Dear Darla. I hate your stinkin guts. You make me vomit. You're
scum between my toes. Love, Alfalfa.
Uh-huh: Actually, I've always had a rather extensive vocabulary, not to
mention a phenomenal grasp of grammer. I simply chose not to employ them.
Little Women
From Louisa May Alcott's books about the March family.
Marmee: I am going to write him a letter.
Jo: A letter. That'll show him.
Laurie: I have loved you since the moment I clamped eyes on you. What could
be more reasonable than to marry you?
Jo: We'd kill each other!
Laurie: Nonsense!
Jo: Neither of us can keep our tempers...
Laurie: I can, unless provoked.
Jo: We're both stupidly stubborn, especially you. We'd only quarrel!
Laurie: I wouldn't!
Jo: You can't even propose without quarreling.
Madeleine
In an old house in Paris that was covered in vines, lived twelve little
girls in two straight lines...
Madeleine: Faster faster!
Spain: Hey you wanna drive or what!
Mary Poppins
Mary Poppins is employed as a nanny in a British home in 1910.
Mr Banks: Kindly do not attempt to cloud the issue with facts.
Mr Banks: Would you be good enough to explain all this?!
Mary Poppins: First of all I would like to make one thing quite clear.
Mr Banks: Yes?
Mary Poppins: I never explain anything.
Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World
Based on the books by Patrick O'Brien. Starring Russell Crowe and Paul
Bettany.
Jack: Name a shrub after me. Something prickly and hard to eradicate.
Jack: Well Stephen. The bird's flightless?
Stephen: Yes.
Jack: It's not going anywhere.
Jack: Do you not know that in the servive, one must always choose the lesser
of two weevils?
Jack: To wives and sweethearts.
Officers: To wives and sweethearts.
Jack: May they never meet.
Miss Congeniality
Sandra Bullock goes undercover in the Miss United States pageant.
Gracie: Excuse me, sir maam, coming through. FBI sir, I'd advise you to
stay out of this.
I would like...
*groans from the crowd
Gracie: I would like eight double lattes, one with no foam etc.
Miss Morningside: Yeah yeah.
Gracie: Yes.
Hawaii: You talkin to me?
New York: Yeah I'm talkin to you, I'm looking at you aren't I?
New York: Yeah but we do things differently here on the mainland five-oh.
Hawaii: What, no insults today?
New York: You're a darn ho.
Gracie: Gracie Lou Freebush?
Eric: Yeah, I remembered you liked that name.
Gracie: Yeah well, my IQ just dropped ten points.
Vic: He's with me.
Eric: I'm not 'with him' with him. It's not like that.
Vic: Come on muffin.
Miss Morningside: This is Texas, everybody has a gun. My florist has a gun.
Vic: Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?
Gracie: Cos it's too hard to fit Oil and Petrochemical Refinery State on
a license plate?
Gracie: It's light beer, and she's gonna throw it up anyway.
Vic: What, no armoured car?
Gracie: That would be in my other dress.
Miss Morningside: I would rather cancel the show than have one of my girls
blown up.
Stan: Especially without their knowledge.
Eric: Is this you not arguing? Cos you suck at it.
Stan: What do you think is the one thing our society needs?
Gracie: That
would be harsher punishments for parole violaters Stan. And ... world peace!
Gracie: How bizarro is that?!
Gracie: I am in a dress. I have gel in my hair. I haven't slept all night.
I'm starved, and I'm armed. Don't mess with me.
Mission: Impossible
Tom Cruise as (I think) a CIA agent (or something like that. You know,
a hero kinda guy).
Ethan: We just rolled up a snowball and threw it into hell. Now we'll see
if it has a chance.
Ethan: She's got no training for this.
Swanbeck: To sleep with a man and lie to him? She's a woman. She's got all
the training she needs.
Monters Inc.
From Dreamworks, a cool kids' movie about what is really inside your
wardrobe.
Mike: Can I borrow your odourant?
Sully: Yeah, I got uh, Smelly Garbage or Old Dumpster.
Mike: You got uh, Low Tide?
Sully: No.
Mike: How about Wet Dog?
Sully: Yep. Stink it up.
Fungus: I'm sorry Wazowski, but Randall said I'm not allowed to fraternise
with victims of his evil plot.
Boo: Mike Wazowksi!
Mike: We're rehearsing a scene for the upcoming company play called, uh,
Put That Thing Back Where It Came From Or So Help Me. It's a musical. 'Put that thing back where it came from or so help me...
Sully: Boom, boom, boom. (keeping time)
Mike: ...or so help me, and cut!
Moulin Rouge
A musical starring Ewan McGregor and Nicole Kidman, set in the Moulin
Rouge nightclub in France at the turn of the century.
Christian: The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and be
loved in return.
Mulan
Disney movie set in China, about a girl who takes her father's place
and goes off to war. Eddie Murphy does a great job as the dragon Mushu. (Somehow I like him better when I can't see him.)
Matchmaker: Fa Mulan.
Mulan: Present!
Matchmaker: Speaking without permission.
Mulan: Oops.
Mushu: Now that's what I call Mongolian barbeque.
Mushu: What?! What do mean you aren't lucky? You lied to me? And what are
you, a sheep?
Yao: I'm gonna hit you so hard it will make your ancestors dizzy.
Captain: We've got a long way to go.
Mushu: Dragon, not lizard. I don't do that tongue thing.
Not Another Teen Movie
A take-off of all the other teens movies.
Malik: Sure why not? I am the token black guy. I'm just supposed to smile
and stay out of the conversation and say things like 'Damn', 'Shit', and 'That is whack'.
Catherine: I want you.
Jake: But you're my sister.
Catherine: Only by blood.
Coach: Can he still play?
Trainer: He's in a coma.
Coach: Answer the question!
Priscilla: I need t to the fourth power y.
Jake: What?
Priscilla: Time to talk to you.
Priscilla: You put the 'suck' in 'liposuction'. You put the 'ju' in 'jujitsu'.
You put the 'ism' in 'this is all just a defense mechanism'.
Ocean's Eleven
Remake of the old Ocean's 11 movie, about a bunch of guys who rob a
casino (or three).
Danny: They say I paid my debt to society.
Tess: Funny, I never got a check.
Ruben: You guys are pros, the best. I'm sure you can make it out of the
casino. Of course, lest we forget, once you're out the front door, you're still in the middle of the f**king desert!
Rusty: You look down and they know you're lying, up and they know you don't
know the truth. Don't use seven words when four will do. Don't shift your weight, always look at your mark but don't stare.,
be specific but not memorable, be funny but don't make him laugh. He's got to like you then forget you the moment you've left
his side. And for god's sake, whatever you do, don't under any circumstances -
Livingston: Rus?
Rusty: Yeah?
Livingston: Come look at this?
Rusty: Sure.
Turk Malloy: I'm gonna get of the car and drop you like third period French.
Danny: Ten ought to do it, don't you think? Do you think we need one more?
You think we need one more. Alright we'll get one more.
Rusty: The Bellagio and the Mirage. Those are Tony Benedict's places.
Danny: Yes they are. Think he'll mind?
Tess: You know what your problem is?
Danny: I only have one?
Rusty: Been practising that speech haven't you?
Danny: Little bit. Did I rush it? Felt like I rushed it.
Rusty: No it was good. I liked it.
Topher Grace: Hey guys! Check this: All reds!
Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl
One of the best movies recently released. Based on the Disney ride Pirates
of the Caribbean. Excellent cast including Orlando Bloom, Johnny Depp and Kiera Knightley.
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot
Drink up me hearties yo ho
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me
We extort, we pilfer, we filch, we sack
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
We're devils, we're black sheep, we're really bad eggs
Drink up me hearties yo ho
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me
Norrington: I intend to see to it that any man who sails under a pirate
flag or wears a pirate brand gets what he deserves: A short drop and a sudden stop.
Elizabeth: I can't breathe!
Norrington: Yes I'm feeling a bit nervous myself.
*Elizabeth falls.*
Norrington: Elizabeth?
Norrington: You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
Jack Sparrow: But you have heard of me.
Jack Sparrow: You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?
Will: I make a point of avoiding familiarity with pirates.
Will: You cheated.
Jack Sparrow: Pirate.
Jack Sparrow: No survivors? Then where do the stories come from I wonder?
Elizabeth: I am here to negotiate the cessation of hostilites against Port
Royal.
Barbossa: There were a lot o' long words there, miss. We're naught but humble
pirates. What is it that you want?
Elizabeth: I want you to leave and never come back.
Barbossa: I am disinclined to acquiece to your request. Means no.
Will: We're going to steal a ship? That ship?
Jack Sparrow: Commandeer. We're going to commandeer that ship. Nautical
term.
Jack Sparrow: I'm not sure I deserved that.
Jack Sparrow: I may have deserved that.
Will: I suppose you didn't deserve that one either.
Jack Sparrow: No, that I deserved.
Jack Sparrow: Do us a favour. I know it's difficult for you, but please,
stay here and try not to do anything stupid.
Pirate: You're supposed to be dead.
Jack Sparrow: Am I not?
Jack Sparrow: Of the two of us, I am the only one who hasn't committed mutiny,
therefore, my word is the one we'll be trusting.
Elizabeth: Mr Sparrow. I'm not entirely sure I've had enough rum to allow
that kind of talk.
Jack Sparrow: You burned all the food, the shade, the rum!
Elizabeth: Yes, the rum is gone.
Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth: One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable
men into complete scoundrels! Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire Royal Navy is out looking for me.
Do you really think that there s even the slighest chance that they won't see it?!
Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?
Jack Sparrow: A wedding! I love weddings! Drinks all round!
Jack Sparrow: She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington
just like she promised, and you get to die for her like she promised.
Jack Sparrow: Well. I'm actually feeling rather good about this. I think
we've all arrived at a very special place ay? Spiritually. Ecumenically. Gramatically. I want you to know that I was rooting
for you mate. Know that. Elizabeth, it would never have worked between us darling. I'm sorry. Will. Nice hat. Friends. This
is the day that you will always remember as the day that you - .
Gillete: Commodore, what about Sparrow?
Norrington: Oh I think we can afford to give him one day's head start.
The Pirate's Code:
"Parley. I invoke the right of parley. According to the Code of the Brethren
set down by the pirates Morgan and Bartholemew, you have to take me to your Captain. If an adversary demands parley, you can
do them no harm until the parley is complete."
"You ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight I'd kill you." "That's
not much incentive for me to fight fair then, is it?"
"Take what you can." "Give nothing back!"
"People are easier to search when they're dead."
"The man that falls behind gets left behind."
"But what a ship really is, is freedom."
But above all, "The code is more actual guidelines really."
Rugrats in Paris
Movie based on the TV show Rugrats. I haven't actually seen it, I only
know this line from the preview.
Tommy: Wee, wee.
Angelica: He's speaking French already!
Runaway Bride
I don't remember much about this movie, it can't have been that
good.
Ike Graham: Don't knock drunks in bars. It means they're not out driving.
Rush Hour
Comedy starring Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker.
Carter: Oh hell no! You didn't just touch my god damn radio!
Lee: The Beach Boys is great American music.
Carter: Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?!
Save the Last Dance
Julia Stiles in a ballet movie with a twist of hip-hop.
Derek: Steps ain't no square dance.
Sara: That's ok, I dance in circles, probably around you.
Sara: Asshole.
Chenille: Who? Because in this crowd, you're going to have to be a bit more
specific.
Scooby Doo
A real live version of the old cartoon about Mystery Inc and of
course, Scooby Doo.
Velma: Oh please! You get kidnapped so much you should come with your own
ransom note!
Serendipity
Boy meets girl, boy and girl leave it up to fate, boy loses girl,
fate brings them together again.
Dean: I'm telling you right now, British women do not age well. Eight years
ago she was a luscious treat, you know, she probably looked like, you know, Baby Spice, now she could look like ...
Jonathon: Old Spice.
Shrek
One of the best 'kids' movies' of all time.
Shrek: 'Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment
upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in castle, guarded by a terrible,
fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited
in the dragon's keep, in the highest room of the tallest tower, for her true love, and true love's first kiss.' Yeah. Like
that's ever gonna happen. What a load of *flush*.
Person: It'll grind your bones for its bread.
Shrek: Well actually, that would a giant. Ogres, now they're much worse.
They'll make a soup from your freshly peeled skin. Shave your liver, squeeze the jelly from your eyes. Actually it's quite
good on toast.
Shrek: This is the part where you run away. And stay out!
Donkey: You definitely need some tictacs or something, cos your breath stinks!
Donkey: Wow. Only a true friend would be that truely honest.
Donkey: Whoo. Look at that. Who would wanna live in a place like that?
Shrek: That would be my home.
Donkey: Oh and it is lovely! Just beautiful. You know, you are quite a decorator.
It's amazing what you've managed to do on such a modest budget. I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder.
Shrek: I like my privacy.
Donkey: Y'know, me too. That's another thing we have in common. I hate it
when you've got someone in your face, you try to give them a hint but they won't leave, and then there's that big awkward
silence, you know...
*Big awkward silence.*
Donkey: Can I stay with you?
Shrek: What?!
Donkey: Can I stay with you, please?
Shrek: Of course.
Donkey: Really?
Shrek: No.
Donkey: We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning:
I'm making waffles!
Donkey: Oh that's what I like to hear. Shrek and Donkey, two stalwart friends
off on another whirlwind big-city adventure. I love it! 'On the road again.' Sing it with me Shrek. 'I can't wait to get on
the road again.'
Shrek: What did I say about singing?
Donkey: Well can I whistle?
Shrek: No.
Donkey: Well can I hum it?
Shrek: Alright.
Mirror: So . . . sit back and relax my Lord, because its time for you to
meet todays eligible bachelorettes. And heeeeeere they are: Bachelorette Number One is a mentally abused shut-in from a kingdom
far, far away. She likes sushi and hot-tubbing, anytime! Her hobbies include cooking and cleaning for her two evil sisters.
Please welcome . . . Cinderella!
Bachelorette Number Two is a cape-wearin' girl from the land of Fancy. Although
she lives with seven other men, she's not easy. Just kiss her dead, frozen lips and find a what a live-wire she is! C'mon.
Give it up for . . . Snow White!
And last, but certainly not least, Bachelorette Number Three is a fiery
red-head from a dragon-guarded castle surrounded by hot boiling lava! But dont let that cool ya off. She a loaded pistol who
likes pina coladas and getting caught in the rain. Yours for the rescuing, Princess . . . Fiona.
So. Will it be Bachelorette Number One, Bachelorette Number Two, or Bachelorette
Number Three?
Thelonius: Pick Number Three my Lord!
Shrek: Do you think maybe he's compensating for something?
Shrek: It's quiet. Too quiet.
Donkey: Hey, look at this!
Choir: Welcome to Duloc, such a perfect town.
Can we have some rules, let us lay them down.
Don't make waves, stay in line
And well get along fine
Duloc is a perfect place.
Please keep off of the grass
Shine your shoes, wipe your - face
Duloc is, Duloc is, Duloc is a perfect place!
Donkey: Wooooow. Lets do that again!
Shrek: No! No! No no no. No.
Shrek: Alright, you're going the right way for a smacked bottom.
Farquad: And so on and so forth. Some of you may die, but it is a sacrifice
I am willing to make.
Farquad: What is that? Ugh, it's hideous!
Shrek: Oh that's not very nice. It's just a donkey.
Shrek: Can't we just settle this over a pint?
Shrek: Ooh. I know what. I could have decapitated an entire village and
put their heads on a plate. Got a knife, cut open their spleen and drink their fluids. Does that sound good to you?
Donkey: Uh no. Not really, no.
Shrek: For your information, theres a lot more to ogres than people think.
Donkey: Example?
Shrek: Example? Okay, um . . . ogres are - like onions!
Donkey: They stink?
Shrek: Yes. No!
Donkey: Oh they make you cry?
Shrek: No!
Donkey: Oh, you leave em out in the sun too long, they get all brown and
start sprouting little white hairs?
Shrek: No! Layers! Onions, have, layers. Ogres, have layers. Onions have
layers, ogres have layers. You get it. We both have layers.
Donkey: Oh you both have lay-ers. Ohh. You know, not everybody likes onion.
Cakes! Everybody loves cakes. Cakes have layers.
Shrek: I dont care, what everyone likes. Ogres are not like cakes.
Donkey: You know what else everybody likes? Parfait. Have you ever met a
person, you say "Hey, let's get some parfait" they say "Hey no, I don't like no parfait". Parfaits are delicious.
Shrek: No! You damned irritating minature beast of burden. Ogres are like
onions, end of story, bye-bye. See you later.
Donkey: Parfaits may be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet.
Shrek: You know, I think I preferred your humming.
Donkey: Do you a tissue or something? Cos I'm making a mess. Just the word
parfair makes me start sloppin'.
Shrek: Believe me donkey: if it was me, you'd be dead.
Shrek: Sure it's big enough. But look at the location!
Donkey: Uh Shrek. Remember when you said that, that ogres have layers?
Shrek: Oh aye.
Donkey: Well I have a bit of a confession to make. Donkeys don't have layers.
We wear our fear right out there on our sleeves.
Shrek: Wait a second. Donkeys don't have sleeves.
Donkey: You know what I mean.
Shrek: Oh you can't tell me you're afraid of heights.
Donkey: No, I'm just a little uncomfortable about being on a rickety bridge
over a boiling lake of lava!
Shrek: C'mon. I'm right here beside you for . . . emotional support. We'll
just tackle this thing together one little baby step at a time.
Donkey: Really?
Shrek: Really really.
Donkey: Okay. That makes me feel so much better.
Shrek: Just keep moving. And don't look down.
Donkey: Don't look down. Don't look down. Keep on moving, and don't look
down. Shrek! I'm lookin' down! Aaarrrgghhh! Oh I can't do this, just let me off right now, please.
Shrek: But you're already half way.
Donkey: Yeah but I know that half is safe!
Shrek: Okay, fine. I dont have time for this. Oh let's have a dance then
shall we?
Donkey: Don't do that!
Shrek: Do what? Oh I'm sorry. This?
Donkey: Yes, that!
Shrek: Yes? Yes. Do it. Okay!
Donkey: No, Shrek I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. Shrek I'm gonna die. Oh.
Shrek: That'll do donkey. That'll do.
Donkey: Cool! So where is this fire-breathing pain in the neck, anyway?
Shrek: Inside. Waiting for us to rescue her.
Space Jam
Half animated, half real life basketball movie starring Michael
Jordan as a retired basketball player who comes out of retirement, oh wait...
Daffy: I know a great name for our team: The Ducks!
Bugs: Oh please. What kind of Mickey Mouse outfit would name their team
the Ducks?
Speed
Mostly set on a bus that will blow up if if slows down too much.
SWAT Cop: Anything else that'll keep this elevator from falling?
Jack: Yeah. The basement.
Jack: Shoot the hostage.
Payne: There will come a time, boy, when you'll wish you never met me.
Jack: Mister, I'm already there.
Jack: F*** me!
Stephens: 'Oh darn.'
Spiceworld: The Movie
Really bad movie starring the Spice Girls, before they split up obviously.
Posh: It's always the same. I never know what to wear.
Sporty: It must be so hard for you, Victoria. I mean, having to decide whether
to wear the little Gucci dress, the little Gucci dress, or . . . the little Gucci dress!
Posh: Exactly.
Baby: I know, why don't you wear the little Gucci dress?
Posh: Good idea. Thanks, Em.
Ginger: Boys, boys! Calm down! Haven't you ever heard of the word 'compromisation'?
Ginger: Check!
Scary: What d'you mean "check"?!
Ginger: I mean, check; my bishop's got your king.
Scary: Where?
Ginger: There! You've either got to move it in front, or move it out of
the way.
Scary: Well I'll move that fairground horse to there. Sort that out!
Ginger: You can't do that!
Scary: Says who?
Ginger: Says Mr. Chess! It's been in the rules for thousands of years!
Scary: Well I'm gonna break the rules and set this little fairground horse
free amongst all these little square fields, like that. There!
Ginger: I'm gonna slap you in a minute!
Spiderman
Movie of the old Spiderman comics, starring Tobey Maguire and Kirsten
Dunst (who does not look good with red hair by the way).
Peter
Parker: Can I do anything for you?
Aunt May: You do too much - college, a job, all this time with me... You're not Superman,
you know!
Peter Parker: Who am I?
You sure you want to know? The story of my life is not for the faint of heart. If somebody said it was a happy little tale
. . . if somebody told you I was just your average ordinary guy, not a care in the world . . . somebody lied.
Peter Parker: I missed the
part where that's my problem.
Spy Kids
Trilogy (Spy Kids,
Island of Lost Dreams, and Spy Kids 3D: Game Over) about Carmen and Juni Cortez, junior secret agents.
Carmen: My parents can't
be spies - they're not cool enough.
Juni: Thats cool.
Carmen: Little brothers!
Gertie: Dont look at me
brother - you take on a girl, youre gonna lose.
Juni: My watch doesnt tell
the time!
Carmen: You are so full
of shit-aki mushrooms.
Juni: One necklace to rule
them all.
Carnmen: Watch out for Juni,
take care of Juni, show Juni right from wrong. I shouldnt' be responsible for anybody, but me!
Carmen: Wow. We are definitely,
going to be late for school.
Carmen: Just be cool.
Carmen: That's the safehouse?
Juni: Looks more like an
outhouse.
Juni: Ew, gross.
Carmen: What do you see?
Juni: You.
Carmen: "A good spy has
no fear." Sorry Juni, guess you can't be a spy.
Carmen: Never send an adult to do a kid's job.
Juni: You better stop calling
me names.
Carmen: Or what?
Juni: Or I'll start calling
you names.
Carmen: Go ahead, you got
nothing on me warthog.
Star Wars
A long time ago in a
galaxy far, far away... Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace, Ep2: Attack of the Clones, Ep4: A New Hope, Ep5: The Empire
Strikes Back, Ep6: Return of the Jedi.
Yoda:Mmmmm. Lost a planet,
Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. How embarrassing.
Leia: You came in that thing?
You're braver than I thought!
Beed: I don't care what
universe you're from, that's got to hurt.
Amidala: You're a slave?
Anakin: I'm a person and my name is Anakin
Qui-Gon: The ability to
speak does not make you intelligent.
Qui-Gon: Credits will do
fine.
Watto: No, they won't-a. What? You think you're some kind of Jedi, waving your hand around like that? I'm a Toydarian,
mind tricks don't work on me. Only money. No money, no parts, no deal!
Yoda: Fear is the path to
the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. I sense much fear in you
C-3PO: I beg your pardon.
What do you mean, "naked"?
Amidala: How did you end
up here with us?
Jar Jar: I don't know. Mesa day startin pretty okee-day with a brisky morning munchy, then BOOM! Gettin
very scared and grabbin that Jedi and POW! Mesa here! Mesa gettin' very very scared!
Obi-Wan: Just relax, concentrate.
Anakin: What about Padme?
Obi-Wan: She seems to be on top of things.
*R2-D2 is pulling C-3PO's
head back towards his body*
C-3PO: This is such a drag.
*his head is placed next
to his body*
C-3PO: I'm quite beside myself.
Obi-Wan: You know I don't
like it when you do that.
Anakin: Sorry, master. I forgot that you don't like flying.
Obi-Wan: I don't mind flying,
but what you're doing is suicide!
Obi-Wan: What took you so
long?
Anakin: Well, you know, Master, I couldn't find a speeder that I really liked.
Obi-Wan: There he is.
Anakin:With
an open cockpit and the right speed capabilities.
Obi-Wan: If you spent as much time practicing your saber techniques
as you did your wit, you'd rival Master Yoda as a swordsman.
Anakin: I thought I already did.
Obi-Wan: Only in your
mind, my very young apprentice.
Leia:
You have your moments. Not many of them, but you do have them.
Luke: I used to
live here, you know.
Han Solo: You're going to die here, too. Convenient.
Han Solo: Together again.
Luke: Wouldn't miss it.
Han Solo: How we doin'?
Luke: Same as always.
Han Solo: That bad, huh?
Han Solo: I don't know .
. . fly casual.
Elan Sleazebaggano: Do you
want to but some death sticks?
Obi-Wan: You don't want
to sell me death sticks.
Elan Sleazebaggano: I don't want to sell you death sticks.
Obi-Wan: You want to go home and rethink your life.
Elan Sleazebaggano: I want to go home and rethink my life.
The Emperor's New Groove
The selfish Emperor Kuzco is turned into a llama. Disney must be getting a little desperate
for plots.
Pacha: h oh.
Kuzco: Let me guess. We're
about to go over a huge waterfall.
Pacha: Yep.
Kuzco: Sharp rocks at the
bottom?
Pacha: Most likely.
Kuzco: Bring it on.
Kuzco: *considering seven
potential brides who all look remarkably alike*
Now what do we have here?
Hate the hair; not likely; yikes; yikes; yikes; and, let me guess, you have a great personality.
Yzma: Tell us where the
talking llama is and we'll burn your house to the ground.
Kronk: Don't you mean "or"?
Yzma: Tell us where the talking llama is or we'll burn your house to the ground.
Chaca: Well, which one is
it? That seems like a pretty crucial conjunction.
Kuzco: Living proof that
dinosaurs once roamed the Earth.
Kuzco:
No touchy.
Son:
Nuh-uh
Daughter:
Yeah-huh
Son:
Nuh-uh
Daughter:
Yeah-huh
The
Fast and the Furious
A
street racing movie starring Vin Diesel and Paul Walker and Michelle Rodrigeuz.
Dominic: I said a 10 second
car, not a 10 minute car.
Dominic: Ask any racer,
any real racer. It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile; winning's winning.
Dominic: I live my life a quarter
mile at a time, nothing else matters, for those ten seconds or less, I'm free.
Dom: You almost had me?
You never had me - you never had your car... Granny shiftin' not double clutchin' like you should. You're lucky that hundred
shot of NOS didn't blow the welds on the intake! Now me and the mad scientist gotta rip apart the block, and replace the piston
rings you fried.
Dom: Take it upstairs Einstein.
You can't detail a car with the cover on.
Dom: Vince there was a time
when I didn't know you.
Vince: That was in the third
grade!
Brian: I just need more
time.
Cop: If you want Time, but
the magazine.
